We wonder many things about people we just meet and we usually simply ask them what we want to know. But the situation is different with a therapist; it’s a relationship that has blurry boundaries and we’re usually afraid to ask many questions. Here are those 17 most wondered questions that everyone is dying to ask their therapist!
The easiest way to learn about someone is to Google them: this question is to know if your therapist even wondered about you.
We have the same taste in music. Should I talk about this next week pretending like it just came to my mind?
For some reason, people wonder this a lot. It always seems like your therapist is going to laugh at you but they’re trying to hold it in.
We expect them to say “Wow you’re so cool” or “This just happened when I was with my friends.” If they don’t, we think they’re annoyed by us.
The sentence above is the nice version. The real question is: “Cmon, do you like me? You never show it. You do a little, right? Right?”
They’re definitely having so much fun over me.. I’m quitting this therapy!
Sketching things, what else could they possibly be doing?
People’s lives must be like movies; my therapist ends the session as soon as our time finishes.
I was home all day and watched some tv shows. Let me tell you what happened in the latest episode of GOT..
“Yes, eating crackers have definitely something with the jealousy you have towards your dad.”
He/she listens everything, but never talks. Can’t imagine a better friend.
Working 8 hours a day makes 40 patients! You do the math!!
Why don’t we ever want to ask this of our dentist?
Yes, I do. Her name is Marie. We have such a great time every time she comes by!
Am I really a freak? Did you just write schizophrenic down to your paper? Does this room actually exist? Am I making this all up?
They prefer to hang out with plants or fish at the end of the day, probably.