Culture plays a great role in shaping perspectives and therefore, languages. If you want to insult your friends like a boss, you should use these insults compiled by 9gag from all over the world. Your sophistication alone will crush your addressee. Let's see what people all over the world find insulting and how delicately they put these. :)
As we all know, onions can bring tears to our eyes like a motherf*cker. In this insult, you reverse roles with the onion, causing the poor vegetable to cry from your ugliness. (Well, not you 'personally'... I am sure you are a beautiful bastard.)
This insult, used by Germans, again makes reference to one's (bad) looks. It kinda translates into 'You are so ugly that your partner(s) would only have sex with you in the dark.' (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
Neither snakes nor rats are known for their loyalty or moral values. Chinese people use this expression to describe somebody sly and conniving.
This expression emphasizes one's ignorance.
This expression is not only unique to Serbia, but also pretty hurtful. If you hear this, you must have pissed off somebody real bad. It is addressed to hen-pecked husbands.
Don't be fooled by the reference to 'spanners'. It isn't about how useful they are. If somebody says this about your face, they mean that you are fugly.
Wow, I guess the rate of vegans and vegetarians is not that high in this country. Well, a salad is not necessarily ugly, but Bulgarians seem to have a different opinion and they use this insult to call people 'ugly AF.'
This is an insult used to point out how stupid a person or an action is.
This one is used to make reference to someone's clumsiness.
This word means 'orangutan' and is generally used to insult redheads in Australia. Their hair is compared to that of an orangutan.
This expression is directed to those who do or say something stupid. They are 'kindly' told to get lost and hide under an old blanket so that they will look even more foolish.
This one here is mostly used for people who are being a suck-up.
You might actually think that this one is all innocent because of the words 'dog' and 'baby'='puppy'. That's not the case, in Korea it means 'son of a b*tch.'
Again, don't be fooled because it is just a number. This insult stems from the ancient Chinese tradition. If 1000 dilao make up a brain, this expression suggests that someone has only a quarter of a brain.
Insults targeting mothers are many in number and actually quite similar in meaning.
This is directed at bald people. Although hair loss can be a sensitive issue for many, it is likely that you will hear such an insult in South Africa.
This insult is usually used when someone does or says something stupid or disagreeable.
This is, of course, not meant literally. This expression just points out one's stubbornness.
This means that somebody is not only stupid, but also quite useless. OUCH!
Lots of people who go to France try to speak French like a true French person, however, the French find it amusing. This one not only insults those who try and fail at pronouncing such a difficult language as French, but also Spanish people.