Men are far behind than women when it comes to understanding the ‘signs. They not only miss obvious flirtations, but also can be extremely creative at interpreting “signs” that don’t actually exist. We compiled a list of the cases in which men say “I think she’s into me,” just to show you how ridiculous they can be when it comes to getting everything wrong. Women, especially, should read this carefully to avoid giving these poor beings any false hope.
Of course, she must only laugh at yours. She probably doesn’t even smile at the jokes other people tell.
Why are you still here? You should propose already! Man, this girl is CRAZY for you!
Is it possible that you might be confusing politeness and kindness with love and admiration?
It’s probably what is known as “reciprocal food sharing”, This occurs when you make her try your food first, so she feels obligated to let you try hers.
OMG, she must be wet down there for you dude!
She might be scared as well. Women can get cautious and try to stay on the good side of a weirdo, especially when they are alone with one.
Dude, she might as well be dry humping you; she’s far beyond the limits of love already.
I think you’re becoming pathetic and attaching meanings to random things…
This is all because of that bullshit book called “body language”. She must be in love with you big time just because she plays with her hair, and there can't possibly be any other option. Why don’t you just go get her?
This may rather be a sign that the directors did quite good jobs, than she is into you. Probably even directors don’t think that much what their movies can actually mean.
Are you sure she is aware of that? Unless she unbuttoned them while looking into your eyes, of course.
Does she also keep breathing next to you? It may be a sign as well.
Applying same logic, she left her coat in the checkroom at the entrance. She must be into checkroom too.
Absolutely! She is following you wherever you go. She is your stalker!
... Jesus Christ!
Did she also caption it like “from the love of my life”? If she did, you could be right.
Sure, you are her life now, everything she does is about you.
This is more of a sign that she got disgusted with you.
She might be taking showers as well. It is really desperate of you to
relate her basic personal care with your presence.
Thank god she did not write something like “kisses”, or you would have
already proposed her.
Omg she is burning for you bro!!