11. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Beauty is timeless so, thank you for recognizing it.
12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
We’d change the whole alphabet but if it would mean being closer to each other, then go for it!
13. If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
This will help you think of more questions later.
14. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
Why put yourself on the waitlist if you can be a VIP?
15. My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
BBQ and babes— always a good pair.
16. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
If you can’t talk to people online, then why are you here in the first place?
17. Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightning round you a couple questions?
Game show-like intro? Not bad to keep the energy up.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
Rhyming schemes are good, but they become better when matching with a dude.
19. Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
Make sure your GIF game is strong.
20. So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.
Get it? Freud?