When you are mad at someone and you have in mind to beat him with something, we highly suggest you to use a baseball bat for full satisfaction.
Even though it sounds like an American way to fight, now it is very local, thank God. However, despite being local, it only can be used by high society since each one of them is 40-50 Euros and can't be found easily.
Anyway, we still advise you not to fight..
Beating with it has a style, its own technique. Nobody would like to live in a country that everyone fights with it. It is a life style, an expression, a riot!
A wooden one or a metal one? In my humble opinion, wooden ones are the best. They are more traditional. Sounds more like home, follows you carefully, makes you feel better each time you hit.
It is a product of artificial works. Metal bats suck. Only the beaten one can feel it is a bat. Metal bats don't assure you or make you feel safe.
We can hear you say ''does that matter?'' It does, my friend. In fact, they way you hold it depends on the location of the target, moving or stable..
It connects you with the bat and shows your respect to the target. If your target is moving and he is such a jerk, we suggest to hit him with one hand rapidly. BUT..! Never throw the bat after someone running. Even though you might hit it, the insult will offend the bat and it will take its revenge.
Make sure the bat is polished before you hit. It will increase the pain of the target. After the beating, wipe your bat with a wet cloth gently and dry. 10 minutes after, put some almond oil on your bat and lay it. A 1 hour sunbath a day will help your bat to get stronger. Don't use it in the rain. If you have to, don't forget to dry it afterwards.
If you need some suggestions after this list, my favorite bats are 'Hillerich & Bradsby' wooden products. If you look for cheaper ones, go for ''Easton'' or ''Wilson Sporting Goods.'' For the beginners, I suggest ''Rawlings.''
That's offensive for the bat. NEVER!
Take care of it and enjoy my friends.