Let’s cut to the chase—you’ve seen the photos, but nothing prepares you for the gut punch of standing in Cappadocia at dawn, watching 100 hot air balloons rise over landscapes that look like another planet. This isn’t just scenery; it’s 60 million years of volcanic tantrums, wind, and human grit carved into every rock. One minute you’re gaping at a 10-story fairy chimney, the next you’re squeezing through an underground city where early Christians hid from Roman soldiers. Cappadocia doesn’t do subtle.